I am positive the architect was a man who didn’t normally have to think of these things. People could also walk under the stair case. I had to walk up this flight of stairs… the problem was that the architect designed the stairs so that in an effort to be stylistic, the panel between each step was a clear plastic-like material. I end up pulling my top down, exposing my breasts instead. I freak out, trying to pull it down but can’t find the skirt edge in my panic. Right before I walk in, a HUGE gust blows my dress up so high, it covers my eyes. The entire walk there I’m trying to hold down my dress to keep from showing cheeks. Hah, I actually made this mistake last weekend! I didn’t check the weather before I left for an outdoor event, just peeked outside and saw blue skies and sun, and we’ve been switching between 70 and 40 degrees all week so I thought, perfect day for a sun dress, right? Wrong. These AskReddit users decided to be brave and share their most embarrassing wardrobe malfunctions with the world. ![]() I’m a male so I don’t wear dresses (often), but the ladies definitely have it rough in this department. And no, they weren’t my sexiest pair.Wardrobe malfunctions are always humiliating. I had thrown on a pair of pants that day that I guess had the previous day’s underwear still stuck inside them. I looked down to find it was a pair of my underwear. Before I could react, he turned and walked away. I was out doing some errands one day, just strolling down the street in my own little world, when someone came running up and said “miss, you dropped something.” I turned around, and the guy standing there threw something at me quickly, without looking me in the eye. Luckily I was back inside, fully clothed by then. Turns out some people had seen him wandering around half dressed and called the police. Luckily, he lives in a basement apartment so I was able to hide in the stairwell while he broke in through a window. So there I am, wearing just my underwear, completely topless, in the middle of winter. Until he did go outside, and forgot the door was locked. My boyfriend and I were fooling around, half naked of course, when he thought it would be funny to give me a piggy back and pretend he was going to go outside. The fight kind of fizzled out after that, it’s hard to stay serious when all you can smell is poop. I had been sitting in dog crap for the last half an hour and had no idea. there’s something on your pants.” I sat in dog crap. I stood up and started to walk away, when he said “Um. Eventually, we decided it was cold and if we were going to keep fighting, we should go back inside. I was determined not to back down on this one. He sat down with me, and we continued to argue. After a little while, my boyfriend came out and found me sitting on the grass under a tree. It was night time and a little chilly out, but I was so angry, I didn’t really care. My boyfriend and I had just gotten into a huge fight, and I stormed out and walked over to a nearby park to cool down. I was literally sweating so much that the adhesive wouldn’t stick to my skin! I ended up having to buy an extra-large band T-shirt just so I didn’t have to walk around with my nipples showing all day. Probably not more than an hour into the day, I could feel the bra starting to slip. ![]() ![]() I couldn’t wear a regular bra, so I got one of those bras that you just stick onto your boobs in the front. I went to Osheaga in Montreal one summer, and decided I was going to try to be stylish and comfortable in the blazing heat, with a cute flowy top with a really low cut back. The worst part was I couldn’t get my top back on without exposing myself again, and my cousin was too busy having her hair extensions ripped out by the girl who started the fight to help. I recovered enough to cover myself with my hands, but not before the whole bar got a show. So I was standing there for a good 3 seconds in complete shock, with my boobs fully out. She yanked one side and the whole thing came flying open. Somehow my cousin managed to piss off some girl and suddenly I felt her reach around me from behind and grab onto my top. I was at a bar with my cousin, and I was wearing one of those corset tops that does up in the front, with no bra. Below, a few 29secrets readers share their most embarrassing (but hilarious!) wardrobe malfunctions. But celebrities aren’t the only ones who experience terrible clothing-related mishaps. Ever since Janet Jackson at the Superbowl, the term “wardrobe malfunction” has been a part of everyone’s vocabulary.
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